http://youtu.be/sN2jsNhbC9s

job interview rap

nasal voice lady and a quiet man like an ear-ache in the dark fran fine brown pants, gray shirt look like i'm a ham yea, uh huh, it gets sweaty wearing brown pants needa get ready, gotta be a real man
like a wet brown bag or like eel ham i eat rappers such as easy E and red man plus i eat eels like a baby navy seal, man [ocean sound effect] yea, plus i’m wearin brown paynts i’m wearing brown pants suffocating like a sealed ham

draw a friend

I drew kacie kim

make a book

describe stranger's sex life

I bet this person has sex (if he doesn't have a girlfriend) 2-3x per month with girls that he meets IRL via parties or other things. If this person does have a girlfriend, he probably has sex with her 2-3x per night, 3 nights per week. I bet this guy has also had sex w a man 3-4x in his life.

I was standing next to this guy in line at H&M and he was checking out a suit jacket that had mirrors on the lapel.

I bet this guy, when he has sex, doesn't look at the girl and then showers immediately afterward.

how to: make tofu scramble

ingredients: 

• tofu
• olive oil
• vegetables of ur choice. suggestions: tomato, cucumber, avocado. (i suggest more light/crunchy, breakfast/lunch type vegetables, not the kind of vegetables you would put in a stir-fry. also, don't put too many in, the tofu is more important)
• toffuti cream cheese
• optional: things to flavor the tofu like soy sauce, chilli paste, or whatever you like. don't use too much

instructions: 

• chop/dice tofu as finely as possible. you don't need to crumble/"scramble" it yet though.
• chop vegetables
• put some olive oil in a pan and heat
• add tofu to the pan.
• while it is cooking, bash it up with a large thing of your choice, to try crumble the tofu as it cooks. it tastes better when it is very crumbly.
• add more olive oil. add flavor if you want. cook until golden brown
• if any of your vegetables need to be cooked (try avoid using too many of these, if you must use any at all), add them when you feel the tofu is 3/4 done
• when the tofu is done add the vegetables
• add some little clumps of toffuti with a spoon. this may sound strange, but it is very good and makes a big difference. but not 100% essential. adding similar-sized clumps of avocado is also nice.
• put it in a bowl
• mix all the ingredients as if shuffling a deck of cards, so that none of the original groupings of ingredients remain - this way it is a true scramble.

notes:

• the idea is to aim for a kind of light, crisp taste that would be suitable for breakfast, but this is a very good dinner too.
• perhaps as a side beverage you will enjoy a japanese beer with a similar light/crisp quality, or a sweet glass of juice 
• this recipe and method is self-taught

listen to a song you ain't heard before

I listened to "peppermint tint" by riff raff (http://youtu.be/wRVbjwjdD_U)

I like that the intro to the video was a NES-type thing, I felt good thinking about jody highroller bein in a damn video game.

the song was a medium-good riff raff song, I think.

at one point during the song I thought he was saying "pepperoni" instead of "peppermint" and laughed to myself

I think I liked the video for it a lot, except for the part where riff raff's head was photoshopped onto a wolf's head. I imagined the guy who made the video showing riff raff his head photoshopped onto a wolf's body and riff raff saying "yea that's cool" while looking down at his phone and then immediately walking out of the room while typing on his phone.

the "rap game [name of famous person]" seems fun to think about. I thought of a good one earlier. maybe it was "rap game jeff goldblum" I don't remember.

one of the comments on the youtube video says "One of Riff's best tracks yet. I drip honey all over my woman's ass while this is playing." which seems really funny and sweet.