survival list for one week at annoying aunt/uncle's house over winter holidays

• small bottle of tabasco
  
• "healthwise for heart wellbeing" cereal
  
• three bottles of wine
  
• bicycle (if possible)
  
• two large boxes of fresh fruit and vegetables (if possible)
  
• money, laptop, phone
  
• headphones, ipod, earplugs
  
• books to read
  
• bronze buddha head
  
• a pair of goggles